For sheer tackiness, this program, which aired on the Phoenix NBC outlet tonight, cannot be beat. America's "toughest sheriff" meets the Mafia's biggest loser:

https://www.instagram.com/realsheriffjoearpaio/reel/DDX0fmrz5Kq/


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.