Out of the Mouths of the Infamous — Part II

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"Mr. Colombo is our best salesman. He has the sincerest customers--no one ever tries to cheat him out of a commission."--Anthony Cantalupo, Joe Colombo's "employer" as a "realtor."

"If you wouldn't have drunk it, I wouldn't have brought it in."--Moe Dalitz to Keefauver Subcommittee member questioning him on his rum running business during Prohibition.

"I'm a member of the Gotti Family. My wife Vicki is the boss."--John Gotti.

Turnbull, these three are very good. Very funny, actually.