THREE BROTHERS, AGES 92, 94 AND 96 LIVE IN A HOUSE TOGETHER...

One night the 96 year old draws a bath, put his foot into the water, but then pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the tub?"

His 94 year old brother hears him and yells back, "I don't know. But I'll come up and see." So he starts up the stairs, but then pauses and yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"

Their 92 year old brother was sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee and listening to his two siblings. He shakes his head and says, "Boy, I sure hope I never get that forgetful." He knocks on the wooden table for good luck and then yells to them, "Don't worry, I'll come up and help the both of you just as soon as I see who's at the front door."