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Worst. Movies. Ever.
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06/28/05 01:34 AM
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Okay, I just totally wasted 90 minutes of my life. And what kills me is, I don't mind bad movies -- they can be entertaining sometimes, and a good way to turn off your brain for a couple hours. I even like some bad movies (and I'm NOT talking about movies some people here just don't like, like half you posers "hating" Lord of the Rings -- cuz that's not a BAD movie, it's just you DISLIKE it for some reason :p ) This thread is for movies that are just utterly to the core BAD. Bad story, bad acting, bad directing, bad bad bad everything! (Again, not movies you dislike that millions of others adore :p ) Here's the first one. Just saw it tonight. Unfortunately. Fat Albert (2004) I'm dating myself (yeah, DMC, cuz no one else would! :p  ) here, but I used to watch the original series on television as a kid and loved it. It was entertaining yet always had positive messages to take away from it. And Bill Cosby is just a genius all around. Fast forward to 2004, and I don't know WTF happened with this movie. Especially since Bill Cosby co-wrote it! I guess the same fate as other cartoon-turned-live-action flops like another one I hated, Scooby-Doo (2002) -- it just doesn't seem to translate that well, at least as a comedy (because it works fine with Super Heroes and all). I don't have much to say about it, except at this point I'm trying to forget it and move on with my life. My rating: 4.5 pukes out of 5 (Higher the number, worse it is!) What other putrid wastes of celluloid are out there polluting our brains?
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Worst. Movies. Ever.
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06/28/05 01:48 AM
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To be honest, I've never really cared for that mafia movie...what's it called? Oh yes, The Godfather. :p  And Fat Albert is my favorite all-time movie!  No, actually, I've never seen it... Seriously, I don't think I have any "Worst. Movies. Ever" (maybe I've just been fortunate enough to not catch any). There are some I don't like, or don't understand what the big deal about them is, but I think that falls into the LOTR category described. The ones that probably really are the "worst" ones are the ones I like because I find them stupid/funny ( Joe Dirt, Wayne's World, etc. ). Anyway, maybe later I'll think of some more fitting movies to post here.
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Re: Worst. Movies. Ever.
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06/28/05 01:56 AM
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Originally posted by Don Vercetti:
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Fast and the Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
Spiderman 1/2
Eurotrip
Any Jean-Claude Van Damme movie
Okay, yeah, well some of these fall into my "Guilty Pleasures" category -- movies that I enjoy simply for the action. I admit, such movies are entertaining to me. And sometimes entertainment value alone is enough to keep it out of the trash bin. For me, at least. Okay, Eurotrip sucked big time. But Spider-Man didn't! :p
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Worst. Movies. Ever.
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06/28/05 01:59 AM
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Originally posted by Nice Guy Eddie:
I hated Oceans 12. Another example -- I love heist movies. Totally! Oceans 11 was great. Y'know what, maybe you're right - cuz I can't for the life of me remember the plot for Oceans 12, so maybe it did suck!
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Worst. Movies. Ever.
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06/28/05 02:05 AM
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You just hate Will Smith, don't you, you racist :p
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Worst. Movies. Ever.
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06/28/05 02:11 AM
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"Stupidhead"? I really don't know how to respond to that. Maybe tomorrow I'll call up my nephews (4, 8 and 12) for some comparable come-backs. :p
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Worst. Movies. Ever.
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06/28/05 02:26 AM
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Don Zadjali
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oh my god... Don Vercetti your DEAD  I think our Don is correct you do HATE Will Smith... does that means you hate BLACK ACTORS...  Hmmmm....lets find out... What about THE GREEN MILE (1999) Don Vercetti???
"Pain has no tendency, in its own right, to proliferate. When it is over, it is over, and the natural sequel is joy."
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Re: Worst. Movies. Ever.
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06/28/05 02:48 AM
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Originally posted by Don Zadjali:
Elektra Sorry, another genre I adore - martial arts. Especially those with kick-ass half-naked chicks like Jennifer Garner in them.  Really, I don't mind the over-the-top "impossible" martial arts movies like this, Kill Bill, Crouching Tiger, etc... they're exciting to watch! 
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Worst. Movies. Ever.
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06/28/05 02:59 AM
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Ahh, as I said, it doesn't take much to entertain me.
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Worst. Movies. Ever.
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06/28/05 08:02 AM
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Originally posted by Don Vercetti:
Ew.
Fast and the Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
Spiderman 1/2
Bad Boys 1/2
Im just wondering about that - if you think "Fast and the furious", "Spiderman 1", "Bad Boys 1" are some of the worst movies ever....then why did you watch their sequels? I know that sometimes a sequel is better than the original, but have you ever seen a good sequel when the original was HORRIBLE?
"Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!"
- James Cagney in "Taxi!" (1932)
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Re: Worst. Movies. Ever.
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06/28/05 10:07 AM
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Originally posted by DonMichaelCorleone: The JG/BDD sex tape  You said you got over that.  :p I said I was sorry!
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Worst. Movies. Ever.
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06/28/05 10:16 AM
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Bah, anyone can list their worst movies ever.
Here is a REAL challenge if anyone is up to it. What is the WORST movies you paid to see in theaters?
Okay, I'll take the first plunge:
BATTLEFIELD EARTH - I know, what was I thinking? I enjoyed the novel the film was based on, but jesus christ the movie was BAD BAD BAD! Really, this movie alone almost made me wanna commit a jihad against Scientology.
ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Paul W.S. Anderson should burn in hell. His movies suck and hell, he ruined what could have been a fun action-packed movie based on the legendary graphic novel, but oh well. I saw this movie for free because of some promotion, but I was so revolted by it, I demanded my money back from the theater afterwards!
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