Ladies & Gentlemen - I'm sad to announce that a certain "movie" (note the quotation marks, IT doesnt even deserved to be called that) has made the top of my list and is currently ranked No.1 in my "Worst. Movies. Ever" list.
Yes, it's even worse than Wild Wild West.
Its so bad, that "Pearl Harbor" looks like "Citizen Kane" in comparison.
Its soooo bad, that even Angelina Jolie didnt help.
Not even Robert Duvall.

How I wish the movie was "gone in sixty seconds", but Im afraid the awful experience of watching this DISASTER will haunt me for days to come...

"Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!"

- James Cagney in "Taxi!" (1932)