I say screw the hotels we'll just go camping instead. I have 2 big tents, a kitchen tent, a camping toilet, a shower tent and a water heater for the shower, coolers, Lanterns, camping stoves, a fire ring. Just bring your chairs and sleeping bags.
PROBLEM SOLVED. See now you can smoke and drink around a bon fire so you won't have to shlep back to anywhere.

Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12