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Dr. Phil joke #123493
08/11/05 11:21 AM
08/11/05 11:21 AM
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goombah Offline OP
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Someone forwarded this to me and I got a kick out out of it.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr.Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the
house this morning, I finished off:
a bottle of Merlot
a bottle of White Zinfandel
a bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream
a bottle of Kaluha
a package of Oreos
the remainder of my old Prozac prescription
the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of
chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Re: Dr. Phil joke #123494
08/11/05 11:57 AM
08/11/05 11:57 AM
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So funny!


I'm posting on my blog again-

http://www.blogomonster.com/thesane1
Re: Dr. Phil joke #123495
08/11/05 08:54 PM
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Wouldn't that be a fun time?

I need to show my mom that - I always tease her about watching Dr. Phil.

Re: Dr. Phil joke #123496
08/12/05 09:41 AM
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That's great! I gotta show my girlfriend this!


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis




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