My dad has an absolutely perfect idea that he recommended to his boss yesterday. He recommended that if every employee at Lankford-Sysco (the company he works for) donated one day of vacation pay, they could donate a ton of money! There's roughly 850 employees working at Lankford-Sysco, with one vacation day ranging anywhere from $100 to $500. We'll say each person averages $300. That would come out to $255,000! . Now not everybody at Sysco makes that much, so it's not an accurate number, but they would easily make it over $100,000. I should probably recommend this to my boss.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis