I was gonna ask you to come and get Chucky and The Bride of Chucky and take them back home. I'm just glad I escaped New York virtually a day before their arrival. And yesterday they were in Washington. My thing is, who cares. The only reason why Charles' first visit got attention was because of Di. And face it, Camilla is no Di. She's getting ripped to shreds in the papers here. She may not have any fashion sense, but face it, she's pushing 70. She's not gonna dress like Paris Hilton. Then again, you don't know how she dresses for Charles in the bedroom.

Turi, why are you hanging upside down? Are you swinging from a chandelier?