Rank Name Net Worth ($mil) Age Residence Source 1 Claus, Santa ∞ 1,651 North Pole Toys, Candy
....Santa is....fictional?
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis