1.) New York, New York (I live in the suburbs of New York, so I don't really know if that counts or not... And for the record, I loathe the 'burbs.)
2.) London, England
3.) Portland, Oregon
4.) San Francisco, California
5.) Sydney, Autralia
6.) Liverpool, England
7.) Las Vegas, Nevada
8.) Seattle, Washington

I couldn't think of any other places... I'm picky. I, by far, would never want to live in L.A., on the basis that I have no wishes of being beaten, thrashed, mugged, raped, or shanked. Maybe I will visit once I cope with the possibility of being stabbed in the gut, induced, and then having my kidney's cut out of my body and being sold on the black market for six kilo's of 100% pure Mexican black tar heroin.


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."