How about Mongolia? I'm really getting sick of those uppity, self righteous, trouble maker Mongolians trying to tell Americans, Canadians and the rest of the free world how to act. When Mr. Bush Jr. is done investigating the pornography downloading habits of Americans perhaps he can whip up a coalition of the kill...er I mean willing to destroy the weapons of mass destruction in Mongolia. In addition to finding the wmds in Mongolia and liberating the Mongolian people us Westerners would be able to get our hands on much needed Mongolian oil not to mention Mongolian rice. We could also secure fast friends and allies such as China, North Korea and Vietnam by establishing military bases in these countries in addition to Mongolia. Free Ulaanbaatar! Free Mongolia! :p

*The above was a piece of satire. To my fellow Padrinophiles who may be of a Mongolian background and were offended by these comments I deeply apologize. We do not believe that the Mongolians are bad people. On the contrary we would like to see freedom and democracy come to Mongolia and this is why we must blow it to bits!* :p