INVADE THE BAHAMAS!
1) It rhymes with Osama - how's that for a terrorist connection.
2) It is close to Cuba, and the Cuban commie rays are headed toward them.
3) The people who run it have ancestors --from Africa.
4) It is a tax haven for people who dodge income taxes, i.e. "the terrorists."
5) Colin Powell has irrefutable proof they have WMD's.
6) An invasion of the Bahamas will be a cake walk.
7) Most deadly hurricanes that hit the US go through there, meaning they are probably doing something to our weather.
8) They have legal gambling which hurts family values.
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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