Vice President Cheney spent the first 18 hours after shooting his hunting companion biting the heads off of bald eagles, drinking 1 litre bottles of crude oil, pissing on copies of the Qur'an, figuring out how he can divert public funds to Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Benny Hinn, Daniel Pipes, Franklin Graham and Jimmy Swaggart, quietly reflecting on how "fair and balanced" FOX News is and practising his resignation speech just in case and his ascension speech just in case W chokes on a pretzel and doesn't make it this time. :p