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Re: I thought this was funny
[Re: U talkin' da me ??]
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09/25/21 02:31 PM
09/25/21 02:31 PM
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Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,419 Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY
Signor Vitelli
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"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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Re: I thought this was funny
[Re: Signor Vitelli]
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09/25/21 02:42 PM
09/25/21 02:42 PM
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Signor Vitelli
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Here's another classic. This one's real, actually:
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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Re: I thought this was funny
[Re: Signor Vitelli]
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09/25/21 02:44 PM
09/25/21 02:44 PM
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Posts: 2,419 Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY
Signor Vitelli
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Our deepest darkest suspicions confirmed:
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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