A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.
The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.
I woke up this morning with nothing to do and went to bed with only half of it done.
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.
The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five. lol:
Unfortunately this Sounds like a true story to me.
F..ck them..my whole family , Mom,Dad , aunts & uncles all came from Ireland & strait away got citizenship & helped 2 build this country...Uncle Frank?..Boom , built the Delaware Memorial Bridge...Uncle Jim?..boom ,WW2 gunner on a B-29...Dad? , foreman @ Keebler Cookie origanal factory..Mom??..Executive @ First Penn. Bank...Aunt Ann??,,1 of many operaters at Ma Bell..anybody 'member them???...Point is..be a citizen , get a f..ckin job & stop living off the (our) streets...or go back home.
I didn't want to leave blood on your carpet...
Re: I thought this was funny
[Re: hoodlum]
#1069427 09/18/2305:40 AM09/18/2305:40 AM
F..ck them..my whole family , Mom,Dad , aunts & uncles all came from Ireland & strait away got citizenship & helped 2 build this country...Uncle Frank?..Boom , built the Delaware Memorial Bridge...Uncle Jim?..boom ,WW2 gunner on a B-29...Dad? , foreman @ Keebler Cookie origanal factory..Mom??..Executive @ First Penn. Bank...Aunt Ann??,,1 of many operaters at Ma Bell..anybody 'member them???...Point is..be a citizen , get a f..ckin job & stop living off the (our) streets...or go back home.
+1
Mongol General: Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.