Originally posted by plawrence:
...(I feel like I'm digging myself deeper and deeper into a hole here, and one of the ladies is gonna come along any minute and cover me with dirt)
You are, and it ain't gonna be me.
However, it's been interesting to note throughout this thread that (my friend's story notwithstanding) you presume to speak for some, many, or most American women.
Even though you're guessing and really don't know.
Apple