Forget the contestants, GET RID OF PAULA ABDUL! My GOD!, it doesn't matter if you suck, she'll still praise you.

Ace, for instance. I thought the performance was great, the vocals were terrible. I agreed with Randy and Simon, but Paula's critique was just absolutely ridiculous. Somebody buy her a cheeseburger, and get her off the damn show.

Simon said it best: "Lucky for you Ace, the audience is easily pleased."

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis