Congrats, Babe! I look forward to 3000 more witty, honest, and all around great posts from you. Keep em coming!

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis