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Originally posted by DonFerro55:
When I get thirsty, I drink premium gasoline and if I get hungry, I eat hand grenades. I give 184-Proof Whiskey to my kids in a milk bottle everyday so they can grow up like their dad.

Because I'm a real man.

The Doc
I drink melted steel for breakfast, and kerosine in the evening. You should try it... real good stuff!

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See, we can act as smart as we want, but at the end of the day, we still follow a guy who fucks himself with kebab skewers.