Pat,

Let me just tell you this. When you get to college, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ESCAPE ALL THE DELICIOUS ALCOHOL!

Just wait till you go to college. You're gonna be the happiest pig in shit ever!

Until then, just find a better hiding spot man. :p

The Doc


And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.