Part's "Chicken-Road" jokes reminded me of this thread.

Some of these are a little dated....

Gangster BB Member Chicken Jokes

I know there was one for in the infamous member "Shortcake" also, that seems to be missing, something like...

"Chickens? Who cares why if it's not about me?"

Here are some new ones. Fill in the member's name:

"Why did_________________cross the road?"

JGeoff: Because the bars stay open later on the other side

SC: He wanted to get to the other side before the road was closed.

Turnbull: He didn't have to cross. He just cut the road and pasted it in behind him.

Don Cardi: He heard they needed a Fantasy Hockey Commissioner on the other side.

Don Smitty: Because George Bush and Condi Rice were there, so he crossed in a heartbeat.

Irishman: Chicken? "Egg".... Cross? "X".... Road? "Street"....

Beth:: Because it was nice and quiet over there, but she could still see what was going on over on the other side.

Letizia: Because the beach was like closer on the other side? And she like wanted to like work on her tan?

Double-J: Because on the other side of the road they consider an egg to be a chicken.

Just Lou: Because a new Cadillac dealership just opened on the other side.

Sicilian Babe: They needed some housework done on the other side.

Patrick: Because they lowered the legal age for drinking on the other side.

Lavinia from Italy: because they were showing Brokeback Mountain in every theatre on the other side.

Ronnie Rocket: because he heard that you get paid to write film reviews on the other side.

Iceman: Because on the other side they had a gallows, a firing squad, a gas chamber, and an electric chair.

plawrence: Because they pay by the word on the other side.