Again, inspired by Partagas....

Just a few here....

"Why did________________cross the road?" (Fill in the name of the trilogy character):

Sonny: He never made it across. The road had a tollbooth.

Fredo: He again wanted to be on the "side" that the family was against.

Hyman Roth: Because that was the side he had chosen.

McCluskey: Because they had better veal on the other side.

Tessio: Because he thought it was the smart move.