I am Fortunato Paradise, I just wanted to say "Yo, how ya doin´" and tell you a little about myself.
I was born the same day of Adolf Hittler. I grew up in Brooklyn, I married my first wife in 60´s. We had a kid, but she took it away to California, and he had his birthday a month ago, so I went to visit him. I married with my second wife after I opened a grocery store. She was from Costa Rica, a cousin of someone I belive you all know as Frank Pentangeli from Colombia (He actually brought me here). Now, she divorced me taking away half of my store. Then I went to live in town (Manhattan) were I worked with a guy named Vinny, who was Taiwanese. We started training Wu Shu (Kung Fu), and then I married a sister of his, who died after our wedding of tuberculosis (but I preffer not to speak about that). Then I came to live in Queens. And I am happier than ever, because Im getting married in a month. And I am sure this time it´ll work.
Fell free to speak up.

Fortunato

You're a character I'll give you that. What 5 posts on the BB, already a signature mentioning the BB? Good luck mate.

I'm not gonna lie, i love this guy!

Wow.... you'll be 117 on your next birthday. :p

Welcome to the boards and good luck in the marriage.

I have no words, I aint wanna fall into tha thank ya all speech. Cause remember, I am Old School... But ya guys seem like, forget about it, real goombatas. And thanks for the blessings in my upcoming marriage, SC, paesano mio!

Yo, post No.10! I am a wiseguy now? That aint that much thruthful, ya know, but lets supposed that every post is someone wacked... Ok, that was dark, just kiddin.
By the way, what ya know about the cous, Frankie. I havent been able to contact him lately, he is supposed to be around Colombia, I am getting worried! But up to him!

I am gonna tell here, In tha net something that happene aroun in my corner of tha freakin planet; first I gave a lotta of tought about if I should really speak up my life but the I saud to myself "Myself, none of those guys knows me... So, let's speak up" Cuz really, I read that keeping everythin packed inside just aint was good for health or something like that, I dont believe in doctors neither but, what do I know?

I went to California to visit my kid, and to tell my first wife "Sweetie, I am getting married", sweet vengeance.
While in there my little boy asked if I could bought him a cd of a guy name Moby or something like that; so, I told him that the name aint seemed no good, cuz you know Sinatra is somethin Ok, he came out on a picture next to a lotta of tha bosses, but he wasnt called "push button" or "Wiseguy" or nothing like that... But a guy named Moby is just too far enough. So I grounded him. What ya think about that? The respect has been completly lost! A guy named Moby! That's toooo much!

The other day my fiance (how is that freaking word written???) told me she wanted to go hang aroun Broadway and the Times Square, and as we havent marry yet I said "Yeah sure". Then she decided to go to something called "Ha", and it was a comedy club. So all this guys went in front of everybody and start telling stupid stuff and making people laugh, and that is fine with me cuz I am not interested in how people makes their living. Now, when this guy started speaking about me I started going on my nerves! He kept repiting that I look like someguy from The Sopranos and that I looked like his uncle how knows what and all this poisonful comments about the italianamerican community, he asked me questions and I aint anserwed cause I aint wanted to break his mouth with my italian american fists... SO I sat there and kept my mouth shout until he started making comments about my fiance, then we were forced to leave, I throwed some money at tha guy and I walked away saying "Buy yourself some food, Bump". Then my fiance went angry at me. Why????

The ladies can't handle you Fortunato.

Sure thing.
Nice De Niro picture, "Taxi Driver" almost shaped a generation; I loved that movie that guy was a goombah, forget about it

Moby is a genius.

welcome to the boards,hope you enjoy it has much as i do

This is damn funny.

What is funny, Baggings?????

The fact that it was bumped.

And again by me! Double bump!

Insight, foresight, moresight, the clock on the wall reads a quarter-past midnight!

Bumper sticker! Welcome to the boards, Fortunato.

You branching out into rap then?

You've never heard of the resonant abyss?

No.

Hip-hop bodyrock, punk.

Punk as in you, not the music. Yeah, you. Punk.

"What are you looking at, punk?"

People, I aint gettin married... She just wasnt my style... Last month we pospossed tha wedding, then she meet this mezzo fanook from the Soho, speaking all these new age stuff and feelings crap... She told me nothing, just left a note, then left and took 2 grand with her from my kitchen safe (ok, so it is a cereal's box)... That happend yesterday, I've done nothing but hear all these ol Kenny Rogers records... Forget about that I gotta speak to her, she may walk away; but not with a guy and 2.000 dollars! Scr... her!

I'm lost. Is it just me or are the boards more confusing nowadays?

The Doc

Fortunato,

I saw this on your other post. It's bad enough leaving a note, but it's horrible that she stole from you!! Boy, I am sure it's best you didn't marry her. Consider yourself lucky that you didn't take the big step.

Good luck!


TIS

Yeah I knwo what you smean..

But I fidn this thread to be fucnnny as shit right wno.

Soe mapeopel type worse thatn I do, sober.!!!

I love evyerbody. hahahah

Thanks, you seem like a nice person, really thanks! But I am sort of engaged again, not with her of course, but you know after I found myself singing "Lucille" while walking down the street a bit drunken, I said to myself "Fortunato, it's time to move on" so I took these really old notebook where I kept hidden from my ex fiance some phones I got while being with her and I started calling each of them... Until I meet someone who is really for me, her name is Wanda, she is from Queens and we are planing to engage soon! Back to life again!