I used to take Ambien. It made me sleep walk. My mom and dad would tell me that I'd crawl out into the dining room and hide under the table, and wouldn't come out until they agreed to buy me pizza or doughnuts. I have no recollection.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis