I'm coming down with the symptoms. My girlfriend has been sick for over a week now. Hell, there's a rehabilitation center around here that has stopped accepting patients for the time being because every one there has the flu.

I've had a headache all day today, and a bit of a tummy ache. I'm bracing myself for how I'll feel tomorrow.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis