Now children, please open up your little red books to page 15, so we can learn about how Chairman Mao invented electricity! Remember, children, Uncle Stalin wants what is best for you!
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BTW, I'd stop snorting all of the coke. See the following picture for some of the health risks:
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Finally, try actually reading the Bible. I know. Reading is H-A-R-D, but you'll get it. And if you don't, I'm sure there's room for you in the Charles Manson fanclub.
