I woke up today and forgot it was Easter. Here's me working on assignments like a sucker but I'm off down boozer for 4pm.

I feel like a big proper Easter Sunday dinner now but it's too much effort to cook for one because my parents have buggered off for a few weeks. Pub grub is looking likely.

But lent is over with and now I can have a milkshake. Because, you know, it brings all the boys to the yard. And their like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I'll have to charge.