After submitting several pseudonyms (I refuse to give them my real name!), my "ideal" jobs turned out to be:

1. Quiz show contestant
2. Stewardess
3. Village Idiot



But, Geoff? Drag queen?? Words finally fail me. I have no further comment. :rolleyes:

Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."