few days ago i found myself sayin to my brotha: Never tell anybody outside the family what you're
thinking. it was necessary though.

"No"

I love that line...

Whenever a friend has problems with a wife or girlfriend while I'm out with them, or we're talking about it alone or with "the boys," I hit em with:

"Michael says if you can't take care of this - I have to" along with the hand motion: Both hands pointed at my chest just like Rocco does it.

BREAKS THE ICE EVERYTIME.

Everytime I go for a meal and hear a train I shoot everyone at my table and leave.

I've only used the "I'm not interested in things that don't concern me" line and a bunch from Goodfellas (me and a bunch of my friends were seated around a table and I told a funny story and someone said I was funny and I put on the "How'm I funny?" routine, everything went dead quiet, the guy was stuttering too, it was gold).

I use the 'NOW CLEAN IT UP' line on my wife once in a while...[jokingly] and' save it for the library' on my kids. My wife told me at a wedding once 'just watch your self'....i almost pissed my pants!!!!! CIAO A TUTTI!!!!!!!!

sometimes when i see fit, i use the line "i'll reason with him."

This is sorta borrowing from the film "You've got mail", but a lot of my friends always come to me for advice, and I kinda use the Godfather as my I-ching for everything.

And, it seems I'll be Godfather to one of my friends' kid, so my suggestion to everyone else: One that day, don't go to the barber's, don't go to a hotel, don't get a parking ticket, and don't get a massage, and certainly don't go up any elevators.

I really have to come to these boards more often! I love them!!!

Anyways, I used this when I fired one of my employees at work. "its nothing personal, just business" it was perfect timing and they couldnt even respond.

I have used alot of lines in my daily life I cant even remember anymore.

This weekend I took my girlfriend to a restaurant. There was a wait, so I had to put in a name.

Forty minutes later ... "Corleone, party of two"

We definitely got some looks as we got up. I'm gonna do that more often.

My friends and I were goin to see this movie and we were runnin late. One of my friends had to pick up his gf but the problem was she lived bout 20 minutes away from where we were at the time and she lived bout half an hour away from where the theater was. If she had driven on her own, it wouldve taken her half an hour to get there, but if we had to pick her up, it wouldve taken us 50 minutes and we wouldve been late. So I stole the phone from my friend and told her "Drive your own car, its not that we dont wanna pick you up, its jus that itll save a lot more time and we wont be late." I then added at the end, "It's nothin personal, just business."

However, my friend was pussy whipped and picked her up anyway makin him and her late from the movie. When she saw me, she started to yell at me which I found pretty amusing

She's an Italian girl tho and her dad has all three movies so she rememberd it was from the movie and then forgave me. It was good while it lasted tho and she tries to pull it on me once in awhile but they werent as good as that.

I did one yesterday, it was quite amusing, My Dad did something i didnt want done and out of the blue i just said

'Never again give that kind of order, not while im alive.......I Run this Family, right or wrong? IT WAS NOT WHAT I WANTED! (greatest bit of dialogue in GFIII)

There are a few others i constantly use

SONOFABITCH - at some point every day

Variations of 'I buy you out, you dont buy me out'

'seeing as your interests dont conflict with mine'

'yourself and your whole fucking family'

I often find myself using the line. "Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgment."

Plus I live my own life according to the following line. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

or 'were all part of the same hypocrisy'

In my home!!!

Im smaarht!!!

...and i want RESPECT!

just today my mom was asking me to "do that part from Godfather!!"

so i did it.

"Don't ever again give that kind of order, not while i'm alive!!"

"you were too sick to make a decision, I got a go-ahead from Neri, I got a go-ahead from Connie.....It was the right decision Uncle Michael."

"it was the wrong decsion, I command this family, Right or Wrong. It was not WHAT I WANTED!!"

my cousin's favorite is GF3 and he LOVES that part.

it wasn't exactly 100% a line from the movie, and i didnt say it but my mum, we were discussing what im going to study next year and i told her i want to do law, and she said to me 'good, the family needs more lawyers' and i thought to myself wow my mum just stepped riiight out of godfather part III. She said it as my family are currently in the middle of a bit of a legal battle with someone, she was joking as i obviously wont qualify untill like 6 years after it's over but i was still amazed to find myself in part III. she hasn't seen part III either so it wasnt deliberate.

I was at a party with a friend, who is also a huge GF fan & Hyman Roth fan. When dessert was served, I said, "I want you all to enjoy your cake. So...enjoy!"