Let me tell you how it will be
(StatMan, StatMan)
Home Runs for you
Runs scored for me
(StatMan, StatMan)
Cause I'm the StatMan
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
The StatMan

Strikeouts, walks, and innings pitched
(StatMan, StatMan)
E.R.A., game winning hits
(StatMan, StatMan)
Cause I'm the StatMan
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
The StatMan
And I know numbers
Off the top of my head

Well, it took about four posts to hijack this thread

C'mon, let's have some congrats for the guy here.

"Difficult....not impossible"