I like the scene where Pete is showing Mike how to make spaghetti sauce, and Sonny walks in and says "Hey, cut the crap, I got more important things for you to be doing," and then eventually takes a piece of bread and dips it in the sauce.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis