On the 12th of July, Capo and Turi had a drinking contest. The weapons: heavy beer. The place: local pub.

After three hours, Capo crawled out. He was not seen since.

Turi returned to his house and said to his mom: I think I need a beer.

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See, we can act as smart as we want, but at the end of the day, we still follow a guy who fucks himself with kebab skewers.