Capo has 3 suitors at the mo :

Contender # 1 : Mista (obviously)

Contender # 2 : DVC ("capo,im not gay or something, but damn boy youre hot!" -- ok, not the EXACT quote....but something like that)

Contender # 3 : Lavinia ("my personal pet" and other innuendos)

So there u have it...2 men and 1 woman fighting for a date with Capo. Let the show begin :

Capo, you may fire the first question.

(For example: "Contender No.1...I just baked a terrible pie and I ask for your opinion. You obviously cant stand it. what will you say to me?")

"Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!"

- James Cagney in "Taxi!" (1932)