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Originally posted by bogey:
I'll vote for you if you promise to change the national anthem to Margaritaville. :p
Obviously

Also, a guitar and piano in every living room. Three bottles of rum at all times in every booze cabinet. Bongos for those who wish for them. (guitar and piano not optional, must have at all times)

The Doc


And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.