These are all awesome stories. Just picturing them in my mind makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
None of that stuff ever happens to me. I'm stuck out in the midwest, in the middle of nowhere.
I will be a New Yorker someday...
"Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so"-Gore Vidal
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth"-John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"The reason the mainstream is thought of as a stream is because of its shallowness"-George Carlin
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