I love your posts, BK. You always make me smile. smile
I'm enjoying this. It's a lot of fun. lol

Next morning:

VINCENT: *wakes up, scratches his hairy chest and notices something at the foot of the bed. He lifts the blanket and see's his horse's disembodied head* Holy moly mother of pearl!!

DEANNA: *runs in and see the head. She stands with her mouth open for a long ass time and falls to her knees. After about 10 minutes she finally screams*

*fade into Vito's face*
VITO: *shrugs* How was your trip Barzini?

BARZINI: I got shot and fell down the stairs! I did NOT trip!

MICHAEL: *walks in and slams his hand on the table* NO! *walks out*

VITO & BARZINI: ...

APOLLONIA: Michael! Bella bella bella la bella! {translation: Let's go for a drive!}

MICHAEL: I can't. I'm busy.

APOLLONIA: Bella la bella el bella!! {translation: But your promised!!!}

MICHAEL: *slams hand on table* NO!

APOLLONIA: *kicks him in the nuts and it makes a loud honking noise* MONDAY! *storms out*

NERI: Oooh... that looked really bad... you okay, boss?

MICHAEL: Uh... I can't talk.

NERI: Tell me you LOVE me. Can't you say it?

MICHAEL: *his heart starts pounding* Uh oh... I need candy! GIMME CANDY!! *sits on the ground and cries* I WANT CANDY!!!

KAY: *hits him with an orange*

PAULIE: *walks in* I'm da bug guy. I'm here to exterminate the roaches.

CLEMENZA: Exterminate? That's a bad word to use, Paulie. *shoots his head off and the blast scares away any asshole innocent bystanders*

I'm a girl, and I just want to have fun.