Ok, seeing as it's been almost a month, it was Mr. Pink to Mr. White.

New one:

"F*CK YOU!! F*CK YOU!! I'M F*CKIN' DYIN' HERE!! I'M F*CKIN' DYIN!!"

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis