KAY
Michael, that man over there is talking to himself. See that scary guy over there?
LUCA'S VOICE
...on the wedding day of your daughter...
MICHAEL (after glancing over at Luca)
He's a very scary guy.
KAY
Well, who is he? What's his name?
MICHAEL
His name is Luca Brasi -- an' he helps my father out sometimes. [
worst delivered line in all of acting.]
[Luca stands up, facing Mike and Kay, seemingly coming toward them]
KAY
Oh, Michael, wait a minute; he's coming over here...
TOM (appearing in view)
...
MICHAEL
Oh, ah, that -- when my brother Sonny was a kid, he found Tom Hagen in the street.
And he had no home -- and so my father took him in -- and he's been with us ever since. He's a good lawyer. Not a Sicilian, but -- I think he's gonna be consiglieri. [
I was mistaken, THIS is the worst delivery ever. 
]
KAY
What's that?
MICHAEL
That's um, like a counselor -- an advisor -- very important to the family.
(then)
You like your lasagna?
lol
