My grandmother sold her house and moved to California before we could ever get in that desk. The couple of drawers we could open contained amazingly large collections of pens and rubber bands. Weird... Weirder still, she didn't sell the stuff, had my uncle cart it to the dump. I wonder why? Hmmm.....

"Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about any." - Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington