I don't think I have the credentials. I'm not Italian, I've never been arrested, and I don't own a gun (I know that will shock you, Uzi).
I don't think I would get far in the mob quoting lines from the Godfather.
"After all, we are not communists"
Christopher Moltisanti: You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
Tony Soprano: Yeah well, when you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
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