Does anyone here have any mob stories? No names here, please.

There was this one story I heard where uncle got punched out by a mobster's son. My friend contacted his friend, a capo in the Gambino family under the rule of Carlo Gambino, and sat this kids father down and made him pay all the medical bills. He never bothered my uncle again.

And near where I grew up in Brooklyn, a story happened where a thug stole a diamond crown from a church. As soon as this happened, the priest of the church contacted Joe Valachi. (Valachi actually had his face painted on the ceiling of the church.) So Valachi put word on the street that whoever stole the crown must give it back. It was immediately returned with only a few diamonds missing. Valachi wasnt quite satisfied. He strangled the thug with rosary beads.