My cousin's girlfriend's sister's boyfriend (no joke, thats the chain) has a dad who ran a night club in Kansas City. One day this boyfriend walked into the back office of the club, only to see a sweaty father conversing with two burly looking guys. They told him to scram. But ignorant boyfriend tried to stick up for his dad. The two men promptly threw him out of the building. A few days later, everything had seemed to cool down, the club ran as normal and the dad straightened things out. But one day, the boyfriend was in the car with my cousin's girlfriend's sister, and it wouldnt start. When they popped the hood, turned out a pretty big halibut was lodged in the engine.

true story.