Couple of my Favourites:-

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1. Silvio and Paulie discuss Tony seeing a psychiatrist.

Paulie: How's it sit with your ass the skipper seeing a psychiatrist?
Silvio: I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't
you go sit with yours!
Silvio: Wait a minute Paulie ...what ya talking about? YOU WERE SEEING A F*CKIN PSYCHIATRIST!!!
Paulie: Not a woman though. I can't get past that.
Silvio: You and ya woman issues. Let's not go there!
Paulie: No, Let's not.

2.
Junior rings up enquires:

Operator: Which number please?
Junior: Romano, Belleville
Operator:Which district?
Junior: Belleville!! C*cks*cker