My favorite character is Carm because she's the best-rounded and most sensible.
Favorite lines? Why don't you ask a hard question?
Uncle J to old guy in Livia's rest home who asks him if he's "new here": "Just keep movin,' fella."
Tony to Carm, who admonishes him not to get any diseases from his Russian goumad: "I had her tested for AIDS! What kind of guy do you think I am??"
Furio, at the golf course, to the doctor who has been avoiding returning Uncle J's calls, slaps him on the head and says: "Dere is a bee on your kep." Later says of golf: "Stupid facking game."