favorites? Too many to mention, but here's 2::

Season 2
Tony to Richie "There's men in prison who are better looking than my sister"

Season 1 Finale:

Mikey Palmice as he's leaving the house yelling at his wife " Ah go take a Midol"
Then after he's killed they show his wife being interviewed, she;s crying and says " His last words were "I love you".
That line cracks me up.

PRIEST>>> Don't be afraid my son, noone is more powerful than God.
CALOGERO>>> I don't know about that father. Your guy may be bigger than my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here.
PRIEST>>> Ya got a point.

A BRONX TALE