Well, as I've been watching the first season DVD set, I've realized that The Sopranos really does have some brilliant writers...some of the lines in the show are just so fucking funny! What I had in mind for this thread is to post your favorite lines, jokes, comments, etc. from any season and any episode of The Sopranos. I'll start off with one that cracks me up over and over:

Scene: In Jackie's hospital room the guys are talking about the Jewish motel owners that want some help. They're discussing the situation and the Jewish guy who is a good friend of Jackie's (I forget his name) says that they're Hasidim, a branch of extremely Orthodox Jews.
Paulie, in response says: "Hasidim, but I don't believe 'em!" in a great black person's voice...

That line just cracks me up!!!