Hi,
The funniest line comes in one of the episodes that had Richie Aprile in it.
Tony: I thought I told you to back off of Beansie?
Richie: I did. Then I went foward again.
That one was good  I guess one of my favorites was this one: For 3 years 900 Jews held their own against 1500 Roman Soldiers. They chose death before enslavement... The Romans, where are they now?
Your looking at em asshole
Chris: "He could be out there stalking us right now..." -Paulie: "With what...his cock!
Tony Soprano : You're looking good. Looking better.
Junior Soprano: Tony, if you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.
Tony Soprano : Hey, you want that, it's a phone call away.
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