Season 2, Episode 2:

Tony to Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: "You know, you really oughtta discover salad."
Bobby, while leaning on Tony's car: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Tony back to Bobby: "It means quit leaning on my car before you flip the damn thing, ya fat fuck!"

"Opinions are like buttholes...everyone has one and they all stink."
Howard Stern, circa 1986