A: Richie Aprile to Jackie Jr. when Tony fucks them over for the garbage contracts

Q: "I dont give a fuck if you're working with Wal-Mart, knock it the fuck off!"

A: Tony to Richie, regarding he and Junior selling coke on Richie's garbage routes.

Q: "Take a look in the mirror, you insensitive cocksucker."

A: Bobby to Tony after Tony insulted his weight.


Q: Veal Parmesean Sandwhich, fuck you!

A: That was Richie speaking to Beansie Gaeta right before he broke a coffee pot on Beansie's face, hit him with a chair, and then beat the hell out of him.
That is one of my most favorite lines in "The Sopranos", ever!

Q: "You know, the coffee maker's gotta be plugged in for it to work!"

A: Tony to Carmela
Q: "I've got kids. They've got kids."

A: I think this was Tony having his "frank conversation with Buckwheat", letting Noah Tannenbaum know he wants him to stay away from Meadow.
But I might be wrong, so I won't ask a question here!

Yah, I think you got it, Chris.

Q: "I think a lot of good ground was covered."

Actually, I was thinking of Phil Leotardo in Tony's dream, after he's shot and is talking to Gloria. But you may be right, it could've been something that Tony said, and he incorporated it into his dream.

A: Jimmy Altieri, after the capos sit down with junior

Q: Hey, cheesefuck!

A: Sil to Matt Bevilacqua during the infamous "Hazel" incident at the Executive Game.


Q: I thought we understood each other. I don't give two shits about you, your family or whether you take it up the ass.

A: That was Tony spelling things out for Detective Vin Makasian.

New Q: "Half of New York flew down to Lauderdale already."

You're forgetting your duties, Chrissy boy. Get it sorted, and tell us all who that was. New juicy quote to sink my teeth into, please.

Mick

"Half of New York flew down to Lauderdale already," was Larry Boy Barese giving Tony and the rest of the Soprano Family the news that the FBI was preparing indictments.

New Q: "He's only bold because he's semi-hooked up with the Tony Soprano crew."

A: The cop at the burger place, talking to one of Massive Genius' men, in the episode "A Hit is a Hit"

Q: "It happened when my parents got married."

A: Hesh, speaking in one of Tony's fever dreams in the Season Two finale.

Q: "Answer the fucking thing."

Carmine Lupertazzi to Mr. Sacrimoni
Q: "Adios, Junior"

Correct, that was Carmine Lupertazzi speaking to Johnny Sack. He also said the exact same thing to Tony during Tony's weird dream last season.

A: "Adios, Junior" was Silvio in Season One, predicting that Tony was going to kill his uncle. In reality, Tony made "peace" with Junior.

Q: "You want to fuck here, cocksucker?"

Valary the Russian.
Q: "that never happend, what you said!"

A: Christopher, as he throttled Yo Yo Mendez the crack dealer.

Q: "This is Detective Mike Hunt."

A: Ralphie Cifaretto to a bewildered Mrs. Gualtieri.
Q: "There's a resemblance."

Mick

A: Tony to Davie Scatino, regarding Frank Sinatra Jr.
Q: "I'm not Polish."

A: 'Email' Kolar to Chris Moltisanti
Q: "One of the trucks."

A: Albert Barese, parroting Ralph Cifaretto
By the way, I am disappointed Albert had no speaking parts in Season Five. His "parroting" thing always cracks me up.

Q: "And that better not be Columbus!"

A: Silvio Dante??
I"m not too sure if this is right yet so i won't post a Q.

Nope, it wasn't Silvio.
HINT: this was spoken right before the fight broke out between the Italians and the protesting Indians.

A: Artie Bucco
Q: "Eat your scones."

A: Paulie to his mother.
Q: "What're you breaking my balls for?"

Mick

A: Vito Spatafore to Christopher, right before Chris threw a sandwich at him.

Q: "She's Filipino."